Six Things That Sucked About
The New "XXX2" Movie.

Firstly, killing off Vin Deasil. Those zany directors are crazy. Vin Deasil kicks ass, no one can stop him. All he got in the second movie was a one line "killed on a mission in Bora-Bora". My ass he was. Come on people, don't pull the wool over the good people of idiotsville, you know they're only going to fall for it.

Secondly, a fat ass rapper with AIDS (probably) playing XXX? It's like they were trying to trick us in to thinking that this guy was cool without trying very hard; 'cause everyone listens to Ice Cube and Hip-Hop while making their monster trucks stupidly powerful.

Thirdly, the cars. Not everyone wants a movie with opening credits exactly like "2 Fast 2 Furious", and not everyone wants a movie based entirely on an infected rapper and cars. So most of the cars look pretty sweet, but who gives a crap about your turbo powered rear seat injection pumps. Yes, I know you do Gavin and Tim, and all you other car nerds. Whereas normal movie-goers i.e. me do not.

Fourthly, the train. Jebus, trains just do not go that fast around corners. Learn some physics jackass.

Fifth; a fat AIDS infested rapper does a sky dive from a speeding train going around 10000 mph on a corner. Oh, did I mention the drop was about as high as the frigging Hoover Dam. When those type of people jump, they go splat; they don't come out of it with the sun shining up their ass.

Finally, was I the only one who noticed the "Death of Jackson" scene was missing? It was where all the peoples across the world got together and battered that monotone man to death with poles and the like. Then they all sat down afterwards, had a smoke, and a good laugh. Then the credits rolled saying "Thanks to you, the world is now a better place. Samuel L. Jackson burns in Hell". Yeah; that scene kicked ass.

Don't see this piece of crap movie. Save your money for something good, like a house.