The worst songs during 2005 as of 7th August 2005.

Firstly, its “so far this year” because the freakin' year hasn't finished, and the likelihood is that many more dreadful songs will emerge before the closure of the year. It's just like the “best bands of 2005”, being released in January 2005, which is stupid because good bands and good songs (example: Hard Fi) may hit the big time prior to December. Never mind, at least I'm right.

 

#1. The Crazy Frog – Axel F

Well, this is pretty self explanatory. A frog, with a dick and a helmet, whooshing through the air on an invisible motorcycle, whilst being chased by what I can only presume was a robot on a hovercraft of some sort. The only good bit of the song, if I can call it a song, was when someone shouted out “break down!” in the middle of it. What a claim to fame that is. I feel sorry for the blackman who said ‘yes' to doing that. I suppose it got him off the streets for a short while though.

#2. You're Beautiful – James Blunt

I don't care what any of you say, this song is !£$£@£$$@:&@:%$$£TG$$FI£)U£VU£V**£*V)*$£:L£R{:@. After repetitive eardrum beatings I gathered that the song is about this guy, who's high, seeing a girl for 10 seconds, thinking she's fit, and hallucinating that she means more than one night in the spank bank to him. All you people who can “relate” to the song are obviously thinking about the bit where the beautiful soprano voice of Mr(s) Blunt flutters in with “I don't know what to do, ‘cause I'll never be with you.”

Right, anal monkies, you can't relate to this song. It is not about you, and it is not about someone you have had a crush on for ages not liking you back. It is about some 'E' driven bum who's had his balls cut off singing nonsensical lyrics so that ugly, ugly people like you will think “Hey he's like me and he's rich and therefore happy, maybe if I buy his single I will be rich and therefore happy too!” The song is about someone he saw for a few minutes. He obviously hasn't gotten any in a long time, and is starting to drool over every girl who glances at him. Now that he is famous, and most importantly rich, he will be getting laid every night. Expect no more songs you can “relate” to in the next James Blunt album.

Well I think that just about sums up the worst songs for 2005 as of 7 th August 2005.

If you disagree you can always voice your opinions in the forums. No one will read them, but I'm sure you will feel better for it none-the-less. Unless of course you have a life.