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War of the World Blows Ass
So there's me thinking "oh damn it another Star Wars wanna be where the earth gets destroyed but then one guy saves it all because he's a super-cool robot fighting machine film". There's just too many of them and Hollowood producers need some new ideas, and not new ideas which involve "White Guy Meets Black Guy - white guy becomes street smart because of black guy and black guy pimps out because he's black" plots. The same goes for black and eastern, or any "West Meets East" situation. ENOUGH. We know you're not racist, you don't need to prove it with a film.
Anyway, so the plot goes that there's this crap father, he's got two kids, traditional American Family you could say. So there's a storm, everyone goes out to watch, and they come back inside and the Earth blows up. At least I wish it did then the crappy film would have finished and I wouldn't have had to sit through anough 2 hours of torture. It takes 13 minutes for anything to happen, and even then nothing happens. Some cloud appears, it gets windy, then stormy, then some giant robots appears, Tom Cruise is a paedophile ... I could talk you through it, but that would take ages, so here's a short animation I prepared:
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