Woo Woo! Here Comes the Worthless Train,
Next Stop is MTV.

I hate music channels, they play one song, and then they play the freakin' frog and bloody bird, sorry "Crazy Frog" and "Tweety the Chick". These brand names are ringtones which people can download to their phones for the small price of extortion.

Who would buy a ring tone like that? Apart from the garbage factor, frogs do not drive motorbikes, nor do they feign motorcycle riding, and they do not shout out "ba dum bum be ba dum bum be ba dum bum bum bum buuum weeee".

The translation of this nonsensical drivel: "If you are a conformist, impressionable ballsack, buy this piece of crap now".

Also, when was the last time you met some poultry and they said to you “Yo check out my wicked moves aye” and they began to dance right there on the spot? Yeah, apart from when you were stoned, inbred gothic tool.

In the commercial Tweety takes off with lots of flapping from his stubby little wings. Here's news for you jackass commercial writers: CHICKENS DO NOT FLY.

After seeing that played for the third time in 1 minute I had to turn the TV off and fight back the spasms of sheer disgust and anger that repulsive jabber like that is put in front of a worldwide audience. People should write in and complain about it. That kick ass advert where a shaggy dog jumped out of the guy's mouth wiped the floor with all other adverts, it was the king of commercials, but after a handful of midgets complained it was taken off. Complain about something that isn't worthwhile for a change pretard. I wish this advert would piss off. Leave me alone.