Are You A Townie?
Take This Test And Find Out!

Well, there are so many tests, especially in womens' mags, ...not that I read them...

There are all these tests that say "Venus is aligning with Uranus, bringing a rough period for you". All hippies are gays, they just make this stuff up because to them, it's erotic. Basically, some penis is going to go for you and give it to you up the ass, causing a rough period. Freaks.

I should probably get round to the point now, well, this is the only true test you will ever take. All those other tests are total shizzle. This isn't a "you scored 50 points, that means you're in the loser category because it's OK to categorise people based on a few choices they make". This is the only one true test you will ever find. Are you a townie? Proceed, and discover your inner self; your destiny, or realise that magazine tests are pointless and never take them again.

The outcome of this test will be 100% honest.

1. Why Are You Taking This Test?:
I am a gay Townie with nothing better to do
I am a gay with nothing better to do
I have nothing better to do

 

4. Do You Class Yourself As:
A Townie
A Nerd
Cool
R2-D2

 

5. Is Your Favourite Food:
Pie
Marijuana
People Pie
Pope Pie
Children
Italian
Chinese
Indian

 

7. What Is Your Favourite Hobby?:
Pie
Marijuana
Porn
Running
Cycling
Chess
Sleeping
Taking internet quizzes like the sad asshole I am. Yes I am.

 

2. What Magazine Do You Subscribe To?:
Porn Hourly
Marijuana Daily
I-Like-Cycling Mag
PS2
Gamecube
IamanerdwhoplaystoomanyconsolegamesCircle

 

6. Are You:
Male
Female
Both
A Tranny
A Townie