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Tony Blair: A People's God.
What is up with all this Tony Blair ass kissing? The Prime Minister is a Prime Idiot. The G8 thing is over, you hippies have had your 15 minutes, now get out of my life. Leave the world alone, dropouts. You know, you hippies don't help the world at all; you don't have an informed view because YOU'RE ALL DROPOUTS. You only know half the story.
"Hey kids in Africa are dying man"
"Woah, how can we help them?"
"I'm going to give them a goat for them to drink milk from and make baby goats with"
Sure thing bub. unpasturised milk, delicious. Then what happens when the goat gets hungry and EATS EVERYTHING? Then the African's have nothing to eat, and they all die, and AIDS loses out. That's another thing, if African's didn't want AIDS, they wouldn't keep having sex with random women and or monkeys. Horny little buggers, those monkeys. But seriously, how did all those people manage to get aids? Because they had massive orgies, a couple of men, couple of hundred women, and a few monkeys thrown in for good measure. They know that AIDS kills them, but they keep doing it. It's their primitive African way, and they'll evolve when they're ready.
I don't understand the "pants" campaign to be honest. These are poverty pants, and they look like they were designed by poor people too. If I was Prime Minister my marketing campaign would be a lot better than this:
Why is there 2 white guys trying to leg hump a black guy?
And where are the white pants? It's so racist...
At least the pricing is racist. If you want 100 pairs in the UK, it will cost you £15. If you want 100 pairs in Europe, it's £75, and if you want 100 anywhere else in the world, such as Africa, it's £125. You see this is why Africa is poor in the first place. Everyone is racist against them...
So yeah, stop pestering Africa and let it come out of the Dark Ages the same way everyone else did, alone. And for god's sake, don't do what this website suggests:
As you can see, Tony Blair is obviously a reincarnated Hitler, so don't listen to this bullshit propaganda. It's so fake, I mean, they've put a guitar by Tony's fireplace. Eh? Since when would Mr. Blair own a freakin' electric guitar. It's subliminal, don't be fooled by it.
Instead, listen to this website:
Send Anthrax To Tony!
Now.
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