Small Talk Pisses Me Off,
So Does The Tsunami.

The world would be so much simpler if people didn't piss about with small talk, stuff like "The weather is nice today, isn't it?" Yeah, way to go start a conversation you unoriginal bastard. Why don't you skip to the point you are pussy footing around but actually saying in an ironic way; "I don't find you interesting, leave me alone."

If small talk didn't exist 99% of my life wouldn't have been wasted so far. People take up so much of my time with their "Hey, how are you?". Like you care. If I wanted to waste my time I would study psychology, but I don't, so I'm not. Psychology is a bullshit subject. It consists of dogs drooling because they think they're going to get dinner, and believing in crap that doesn't exist, such as believing people are happy. No one is ever happy. When was the last time you met someone who was truly happy? Even your parents weren't happy when you were born. Especially Rachel's. Good God no. They just thought about all the trouble you were going to grow up to be, and how they would end up hating you 'cause you're a no good loser on a one way train to hell and self-destruction.

Speaking of self-destruction, why are people so sorry for all those Tsunami sufferers? It's their fault they died. If they had learned to surf they would be fine; probably sunning themselves in Hawaii.

People make such a fuss over the suffering of the people who were affected by the Tsunami. Firstly, let's put their deaths on a world prospective.

TSUNAMI IMPACT ON GLOBAL DEATH RATE

 

Now, let's compare that to the global concern towards suffering in the world triggered by the Tsunami.

TSUNAMI'S IMPACT ON CONCERN TOWARDS WORLDLY SUFFERING

Everyone got hyper over the Tsunami being a major cause of worldly suffering. Why? Just because a bunch of people got their shit ruined 'cause they didn't take the time to learn to surf. But do you care about Muhammad Achmednasapolopedomalianshak who just died of cancer in Afghanistan? And what about the suffering of his family? Are you starting a fund to help his family get over their losses and prevent this sort of thing happening to others in third world countries? Are you donating every chance you can? No, you cold-hearted piece of shit.

 

Now let's see how much the Tsunami actually changed suffering in the world.

TSUNAMI'S IMPACT ON ACTUAL SUFFERING IN THE WORLD

Well would you look at that!? Everyone in the world suffers, the Tsunami didn't make one shred of difference to suffering in the world. For everyone who bullshits that people suffer "more" because of this Tsunami, here's a thing for you, suffering is all relative. If a kid in Africa loses some bread he'll cry for hours, if I lose my bread I say "Oh, fuck" and go and get some more. In the same way, if a no-hoper from South East Asia loses his mud hut he will think "oh, damn, now I've got to spend a week building myself another mud hut." If someone in the 1st world, such as Bill Gates lost his house, he would think "HOLY FUCKING CRAP THAT'S 6 BILLION DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN MAN NOW I'VE GOT TO GO IN TO WORK FOR 1 HOUR TO MAKE THAT MONEY BACK DAMN IT!" So stop comparing your suffering to theirs. We live in two different worlds.

 

Yep, the idea for the Tsunami was taken from Thilo too. Meh.