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I Hate The Pussy Cat Dolls
What the hell does their name even mean? They should have thought a bit more and chosen a name which suited their image, something they looked like...such as "The Pussy Mat Trolls". Hey, that stands for PMT too, something which all women have, all the time.
I've created a simple flow diagram to illustrate the process of PMT.
I hope you find this as informative as the little kid who asked me why his mummy kept beating his ass did. Little tyke, probably being an ass to his mum, well, I told him the reasons, his mum is influenced by the moon, patted him on the head and walked away. Then I heard some slapping noises and crying. I assume he'd just discovered porn.
The PMT Massive really are good for nothing slags, what in the name of all that is Bitter do people like about them? For a start, they sound like someone grabbed an alley cat, and instead of strangling it, poked it in the eyes a few times, then castrated the conscious feline. That's how bad they are. Then there's their intelligence level, I mean, give me a break, "Stick Wit U"? 66% of that sentence is spelt almost as if they were chavs. Oh..wait.
Then there's the song "Don't Cha", in keeping with the illiterate theme. Cha? Cha? What the hell is Cha? Cha isn't a freakin' word, unless it's short for chav, which is what they are. Or maybe it's short for charity, which is what they need. Or maybe Chashutthehellup.
I'd rather listen to a speech by Gordon Brown
As I was saying... by Gordon Brown on the state of this county's economy, about how nothing has changed, and about tax increases, about charging 1p extra for a pint, and about slices of pie, than listen to the PussyCat Dolls. The PCD. PCD? Pussy Clamping Dildo's. I imagine that after having your pussy clamped by a dildo you'd sound like the PussyCat Dolls. Hey, you know what else PCD stands for? Pathetic, Crap and Desperate, and that is what they are. They even said themselves that the only reason they were famous was because they looked good and wore nice clothes, and even that isn't true. Take that one with the white blonde hair, who looks like freakin' Elvis. Whatever. I would never wish my girlfriend to be anything like any member of the PussyCat Dolls because they're all useless, talentless, aids infested WHORES. Ugly, ugly whores. Ugly whores like this.
If I hear another Pussy Cat Dolls song I'm going to murder a pussy cat, and a doll in retaliation for them murdering a song. Futile though it may be, at least it's not futile.
And I never answered my own question..what the hell does PussyCat Dolls even mean? You know what...I don't wanna know. I just have an urge, to herbal. I mean murder. No wait, I mean...yeah I mean murder.
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