Martin Luther King

Now I don't actually know why he is on my list, but I guess that maybe I just respect the fact that he stood up against the world and told them to screw themselves (but I think he worded it differently). This guy was just another black man who was facing racist abuse in America . Now, although I stand against everything he believed in, his stance and refusal to give up was simply amazing. You gotta give this guy respect.

Adolf Hitler

OK so I picked two people who believed in completely opposite ideas, but nevertheless this guy changed history forever. His country was in complete disarray, but he brainwashed a nation and brought it up from the brink of disaster to being the most powerful nation in Europe . If he had made a couple of different decisions today, we'd all be speaking German, and that's a really weird thought…

Simon Cowell

Alright, so compared with the first two choices it seems a bit strange, and Cowell will never be remembered for changing the world (if I'm honest, he simply won't be remembered) but this guy is on my list of heroes because of the job he does. He makes millions of pounds just taking the piss out of people who can't sing. If there's a better job out there, I haven't heard of it yet.

Robbie Williams

I don't like much of his music but I still respect this guy. He can control a crowd of 100,000 people without even thinking about it, and they eat out of his hand the whole time. He makes huge amounts of money singing about how depressed he is. I do the same thing, except I don't get paid.