Samuel L. Jackson Should Star in Everything!

Man, Samuel L. Jackson needs to star in more movies. I mean, by the end of 2006 he will have only starred in 88 movies since 1972. That's over 2.5 films per year, not including his stints at producing (three films) and also 49 ''notable' TV guest appearances' and 61 'TV appearances' as "himself". He even has more starring roles than Ben Stiller. Man, everyone loves Ben Stiller. His acting is so great, each of his characters is totally unique, ranging from: extremely quirky and neurotic to somewhat quirky and neurotic.

Mr. Jackson should star in a movie all by himself, like Eddie Murphy did, but good. It could be called: "Goodfellas The Incredibles and Coach Carter think it's Time to Kill a Deep Blue Sea Negotiator from Jurassic Park with Fresh Juice and a Shaft. The Rules of Engagement are not Pulp Fiction, but Unbreakable. Jackie Brown must Kill Bill Against the Wall or Die Hard With A Vengeance."

It would start out with Samuel L. Jackson shooting his mouth, then his gun off at some sharks and dinosaurs, then trying to get a crappy baseball team to the top of the league. The twist comes when he morphs in to a skinny black man in a tight costume who shoots ice, and the film ends with Jackson finding the Formulae 51 which makes rubbish movies disappear.