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I Hate Losing Junk
It's not even junk, so I hate losing it even more.
Ever lose something you really don't need, then you cry about it and blow your nose and it stings? Me neither, but I've lost a pile of DVDs with four or five movies and a few games on each, and now I'm sad, so very sad, cold, and lonely. I'm just one big loser, and I'm not even that big. I lie, ladies, I'm huge.
I blame the gypsies for stealing my not-junk junk. Or fairies. Either way it was one of them. Gypsies are the retarded people who have stupid sayings like "it's always in the last place you look". No shit, it's always in the last place you look because the last place you look IS THE PLACE YOU FIND IT. Unless of course it's not in the last place you look because you're lazy and only gaze around your room as a search attempt, in which case the gypsies are wrong again. Haha.
I really wish I had some pie with me right now, instead of this revision sitting in my bag taunting me. It's saying "Read Me, Reeeaaad Meee" in that scary revision-like voice. That's my worst nightmare, caving in and doing revision. When that happens hell will freeze over. If hell even exists. Here's a cuntundrum, consider this chumps:
God Exists
If God exists he is omnipotent
If God is omnipotent he can create a rock of any size
If he can create a rock of any size he can create one so big that he cannot move it
If he can not move the rock he is not omnipotent
Therefore, God does not exist.
Bam.
I had that for an interview, I merely said "damn right". Only kidding, I blabbered on about something which I can't remember because I was too busy thinking about the interviewers twins. He was impressed with my literary grasp and understanding of infinite objects and beings too. I think I said something along the lines of "If God exists and is omnipotent, therefore enabling him to create a stone so big he could not move it, he would just omnipotentasize himself a bit more and move it, so really, he's omnipotent to an extent, but then he can extend that extent when he feels like it, I mean hey, he's omnipotent". I hope I didn't say that.
Now to cry some more about those DVDs.
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