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Crappy Kids Art
I don't know why kids even bother drawing, they all suck. They shouldn't be praised for it, it just encourages more wasting of paper, more trees that are cut down to help curb their artistic nature. Quit the bullshit, kids cannot draw.
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Someone please tell me, what the hell is this? I think it's supposed to be a tiger, but it looks like the kid put minimal effort into this piece of crap. What the hell is that coming out of it's ass? A propeller? The tail piece? It's not a freakin' aeroplane you're supposed to be drawing a tiger you idiot. It's the most anorexic thing I've ever seen, it's almost like the kid is encouraging other kids not to eat the sadistic bastard. And when was the last time you saw a tiger with stumps for legs? Not to mention its mouth, it looks like an aeroplane mated with a dog and gave birth to down syndrome. Overall I grade this an F, for FAILURE. Learn to colour inside the lines. |
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Another tiger which looks suspiciously like a smelly hyena. Look at all those stink lines, or is that silly string? Maybe the tiger is throwing a party for all the other rejects who look like him. Not that he's got anything to celebrate, how's he supposed to dance with only two legs? You inconsiderate asshole. Why is that tiger wearing stripy socks anyway? He looks pretty grumpy and down, but then, so would you if you had a penis for a tail. Nice work Megan, you've got yourself an F. At least you managed to colour inside the lines though, no matter how deformed they are. |
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Give me a freakin' break here. What is this supposed to be? This is the most incoherent picture I've ever seen. What the hell is wrong with the tiger this time? Did he swallow a toaster? A helium one perchance? Sure this tiger has 4 legs but what use are they if you're 20 feet off the ground floating around with flying hearts taunting you. Why the hell does the heart have whiskers? I think you got carried away little Ryan. Why the hell is the tree eating the sun? Your perceptions of reality are just a tad confused. Your parents need a slap for letting you into their LSD supply. F |
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There's something a little disconcerting about a tiger 30 feet tall eating leaves from the top of a tree whilst squishing spiders under his paws. And why the hell is there a light bulb on the end of his tail? Is this a new invention of the future? Bread tigers that eat trees and they'll produce electricity? Sorry to disappoint you little Timmy, but that's the most retarded crap ever. Why is your tiger smiling like a crazed hobo? Is he constipated from suddenly turning herbivore? And what a waste of space, you draw the ground, then ignore it completely and finish your drawing at the top of the page. F you retarded freak. |
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Sweet Jebus. Is this your idea of how the dinosaurs got wiped out? A giant penis from space collided with their assholes blew their heads off. This is retarded, you should stop perving in on your dino mum and your dad getting their freak on you twisted kid. Look Jimmy, here's some advice, if you're going to draw a dinosaur, don't give it 6 freakin' legs. The picture is unrealistic enough as it is what with that giant penis set on a collision course for dinoass. Little Jimmy needs serious help folks. I think this picture represents him, as a dinosaur, getting his spiky tail pounded every night by his dad's asteroid penis. Please, go to paypal right now, and donate to BitterDays, and we'll send the money straight on to help save Jimmy from his orgasmic nights. This might be a good picture, bar the penis, 6 legs and webbed feet, but it's not. F |
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I've got a pretty big issue with this picture. You've taken Jesus, and remodeled him as a freakin' bear. Not only that, Jesus now only has one leg, and he doesn't have arms. I don't even know what those things are, maybe they're wings, but whatever I wouldn't be smiling with deformities like that. I think you've missed the point of Jesus walking on water. Jesus wasn't a bear, and to walk to you need two legs. And what's the sun so happy about? He's mocking Jesus. If this was in anyway realistic, there would be thunderbolts flying outta that bears ass giving the sun a good lesson in shutting the hell up. F- for pissing God off. |
I've got some advice for the parents of these kids: Abort the next one.
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