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Why Are Nerds So Stupid?
This is a quote from a guy on the Hot Or Not Website, saying thank you to Hot Or Not because they found him a wife..yeah, right.
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"Hey guys, Well I just have to say that your site has completely changed my life. I met the girl of my dreams about a month ago and we have racked up a few thousand dollars in phone bills since then. Her name is Monica, and she is absolutely the most beautiful and charming person you could ever hope to meet. Just on the surface, Monica would be any guy's dream girl. She is not only physically stunning (a swimsuit calander model) but she is also amazingly intelligent, witty and sincere. Additionally, she comes from a wealthy family, which has only made our long-distance relationship even easier. I on the other hand, am no loser either. I really didn't expect to meet someone like Monica or more accurately, I didn't expect to meet someone of my caliber on a website. While that might sound egotisical, I am just clear about what I want, that is all. Anyways, I am a personal trainer, entrepreneur, and soon to be Harvard Divinity student. Those identities expose me to a wide range of people out of which I expected to weed through to find my soulmate. I joined Hot or Not simply to meet new people to chat with while I worked on my computer. I could have never imagined that one week after becoming a three-star member I would have met the woman I am going to marry. I really can't think you guys enough for adding the "meet people" option, King Solomon couldn't have displayed more sound judgement. And to all those people out there who are debating joining the millions of people already meeting their special loved ones, I beseech you to take a chance. I did and it has been the most rewarding experience of my life. Thanks again!! "
-- Chris C, Boston
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I've made areas of interest bold, because they're interesting. This is obviously written by one of the site moderators/admins/owners. It couldn't be any more blatant unless there was a flashing neon sign saying "Hey look, I'm a Hot Or Not Owner and I wrote this!" above it. It's like they are trying to trick us without trying very hard...
The site changed his life? He must have been a loser...but wait! He's not a loser..he's a rich egotistical buffed-up extremely intelligent entrepreneur. Bah. That's the most implausible thing I've ever heard. Most people don't join Hot Or Not to meet new people, so I dunno what they're on, they need to think like a customer, not like an owner. Most people join Hot Or Not to boost their self-esteem or stare at boobies. Then added to that, they wrote "I really can't think you enough", instead of "thank", what intelligence. Also spelt wrong: judgment, calendar, egotistical, soul mate ... and "anyways" isn't a word. Also, if he's so smart, why does he mention that she's rich, rich, and then rich? To make guys think "holy moly if I join I can stare at boobies AND get rich! Sweet!" Beware! Don't be fooled, simply click here instead.
Then they casually drop in the fact that if you pay to become a "three star member" you're life will change, and you will marry someone, all for the measly price of extortion. Then the site owners get greedy, and they're all, "hey damn it, we're so smart, let's drop a line about how great we are, oh, I know, something like we have "sound judgement" [sic] like King Solomon". Then after they've exerted their mental capacity thinking up that genius line they can't think of anything else that's original and coin a phrase used everywhere on the site "join millions of people already staring at boobies".
Man I hate nerds; they're so stupid.
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