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10 Reasons Why Christmas Sucks Ass
- You have to buy sooo many presents and the whole thing is such a big cufuffle. I mean, fair enough, you get presents too (unless you are lonely and have no friends) but everybody complains about having to go out and make the effort of thinking what each person wants. If everybody agreed not to buy stuff, everybody would get what they really wanted, some peace and time of their own!
- Stupid adverts on the TV all the time telling us that their product is “the perfect present for Christmas” and “buy it now to get it in time for Christmas”. Stop trying to tell us what we want. If we wanted to get something in time for Christmas, we'd do it without a stupid voice-over telling us so.
- Crap songs all over the place. We are inundated (long word there) with novelty records at this time of year (See The Day, Anyone?) which are pure crap and at any other time of year on McFly would dream of releasing it. On that subject, go and buy Chico 's record when it comes out as he is paying me a commission for every single I sell.
- Rubbish films are on all the time such as Santa Clause. Every year it's the same thing. People don't watch it the first year, so the TV companies obviously think that people will want to watch it the next year. Take a hint film guys, your movie sucks, now replace it with something good.
- Oh, and another thing. If Christmas was a few days later, then we could buy presents in the Boxing Day sales for half the price and still give them out on Christmas Day! I think the world governments should consider this idea, as then it will mean everybody ends up with more money and will therefore be happier.
- Why does Christmas start in October? Walking down city high streets some stupid shop owners decided it would be a good idea to start decorating their shops. Why? I mean there's still Halloween and fireworks night to go past first, why not decorate for them if you're so obsessed? All it does is ruin the last few months of the year because all you can think of is ‘damn, it's still ages until Christmas'.
- Many people are forced to be nice to people they don't like. Families often throw parties (mine doesn't thank god) and so kids are forced to sit around and talk to their neighbours and random people about what they have been doing since last year. The worst thing is that you always get stuck talking to the really uppity people who snuff at everything you've done, whilst they have done piss-all themselves.
- Loads of kids get really depressed too because they see all their rich friends (like me) getting cool presents like £300, 000 boats whilst they are getting tins of beans and stuff. This means that loads of people are unhappy and stuff over Christmas which isn't what is supposed to happen. (As you can tell this point really doesn't concern me. Enjoy your tins of beans suckers!)
- Family visits! Hurray, everybody's favourite thing in the world: seeing random family members that you don't even know exist. This can be a major problem because you then have to listen to their life stories and general rubbish which you couldn't care less about, when really you want to be off on your Xbox 360.
- My final point as to why Christmas sucks is that you never get exactly what you wanted. I mean you ask for something, but your relatives don't have a clue what they're doing and so you end up with something that resembles what you wanted, but it's mainly useless for what you wanted it for. But at least nowadays you can get onto eBay and sell it for a tidy profit!
TheKing
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