I Hate Chain Mail

"a girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he
said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry?
and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down
her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....You're not pretty-
you're beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to
be with you forever, and i wouldnt cry if you walked away...i'd
die... I like u because of who u r to me. Your a true friend, if
i don't get this back i'll take a hint.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
Something good will happen 2 you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it
could be anywhere aol, yahoo, outside of school, anywhere. Get
ready for the biggest shock of your life. I If you break this
chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for
the next ten years. If you send 15 ppl this in 15 min you're
safe.now all u hav 2 do is copy and paste"

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OK, people, chain mail is NOT TRUE. For Christ's sake for all you know a rage infected baboon could have bashed the incoherent crap in this email out and sent it on it's way. Stop sending chain mail! If you are going to send chain mail, make sure it is funny. Oh yeah, also: make sure it has spaces after full stops and capital letters for the first words; make sure that words are spelt correctly, it ruins the "magical" effect and makes you all look like complete ass holes."2" is NOT the same as "to". When talking about yourself you use a capital "I".

What bugs me most, is why this chain mail changes from being coherent to incoherent so suddenly. Did the writer get tired, or did somebody find a story that they liked, then ADDED A LOAD OF BULL TO THE ENDING. Bujebus, stop falling for stuff like this.

"I NEED to be with you forever", (after here it starts to fall apart, why can't you see this is all rubbish?).

Don't take heed to anything that comes from America. If "realise" is spelt with a "z", and they think AOL and Yahoo are great, don't believe it, and don't read it. Americans are stupid, they proved it when they RE-elected George W. Bush.

 

"now all u hav 2 do is copy and paste"

Now all you have to do is hit F1 and learn how to use a spell checker. Failing that, why not roll yourself up in a carpet and chuck yourself off a bridge.

P.S. Stop sending me chain mail.

If you have strong feelings about chain mail or you believe everything in chain mail is true and are basing your future on a prediction made by an illiterate American, you should not have read the preceding article.