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People Who Talk About Cars Need To Bite Me
Why? Because I have rabis and they'll die.
Why do people do it? They sit there and yap on about cars, all this engine size, litres of whatever and their "oooh it runs on premium unleaded superstar hydropowered fuel". What? You mean an expensive form of petrol? That sounds worth while. What's the point anyway. It's not like they work with cars, or will ever own or even drive one. It's one gigantic waste of time spent by gigantic wastes of spaces. Why would anyone want to memorise how big the engine is of each and every car? Surely they have better things to do with their lives, like masturbate over pixel-porn. The only thing that makes cars different is their shape, colour, interior and speed. That's it. Not this "2.2 litre engine with ABCDEFG breaks and automatic sensory bullsack vibrators *pause for drooling* and rear foglights that come on automatically". Hold on, you wanna pay more for a car that has automatic crap, when all you need to do is push a freakin' button? You lazy fat bastards. I don't get why you just don't save your money by buying an inexpensive car, and just bomb it around. It's fun. You don't need a car that does 200mph because you're not often going to be able to go that fast. Plus you'll be broke from fuel costs. In a banger you can reach 100mph easily, and you'll be saving yourself a tidy sum which you can then spend on virtual whores because you're still too ugly to get a girlfriend. Anyway, why do you feel the need to have a big engine? To match your big belly? To detract from your 2 incher? Yeah, you heard me, virgin.
I don't know if you muffs think that knowing all about cars is cool, because it's not. The new trend is learning about all the different types of curtains. They're not dissimilar to cars really if you think about it simply. Cars can be different colours, sizes, shapes, some cars have automatic everything, some don't etc. Curtains can be different colours and sizes, and made from different fabrics, some have tassles, some are plain. Yeah, so get to work bone-ing up on your curtain talk.
I can imagine it now...
Nerd 1: "Man get a load of these curtains"
Nerd 2: "Shizzle. They're some fine curtains, look at those curves"
Nerd 1: "Yeah they've got automatic tinting for when it gets sunny"
Nerd 2: "Woah"
Nerd 1: "And tassles to play with when you're board"
Nerd 2: "Dude it's almost identical to my car, but in vertical form"
Nerd 1: "Yeah..hey wanna go play chess then wank over hentai?"
Nerd 2: "Sure"
Well I guess you guys must be horny after reading that little rollplay situation. Here you go.
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