Big Brother.
Why would you want to be
related to these freaks?

Big Brother, the "best" reality TV show around. In reality it sucks. But let's not talk about reality, for what is reality? Reality TV isn't reality, Big Brother isn't good...I'm confused.

Why would Big "Brother" want to be related to a bunch of gay's, nerds, and overall freaks unless they were a freak themselves? They wouldn't. Therefore Big Brother is a freak, and the show is rubbish.

It's not even reality. Reality is real life, putting a bunch of people in a house and letting them know they will be on TV, so they have to please the public in order to win a cash prize, isn't reality. It's stupid; they aren't going to act themselves because if they did they would just be boring and then they wouldn't win the prize. Although one of the guys in there is boring, I don't know his name because he's so boring. The camera never focuses on him so he'll probably win because everyone will just forget about him. Now THAT'S reality.

I don't get why you're not allowed to hit people either. That happens all the time in real life. The other week I saw a gay person and I gave his head a punch in the nose. That's real, that's reality. Not throwing glasses of water over people. It doesn't happen.

On Big P*l* *f Sh*t Brother this guy threw water at someone and he used a toilet brush holder to do it. People do that in real life, people fight in toilets all the time, but when that happens, HE GETS SLATED. YOU PEOPLE WANT REALITY, THEN YOU HATE IT WHEN IT HAPPENS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Forget it, you're not worthy of further reading.