Modern Art Is Pathetic

Seriously.. Here are some "modern art" pictures I found. Damn it, these things aren't art. They're just rejected wallpaper patterns. Why do people like this rubbish? Why does it sell for hundreds and thousands? Next time I see an art critic I'm going to murder her. It will be a her, because only women could be this stupid. Seriously.

This one is cleverly entitled "Untitled (#18)" (£27) .... eh?

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Then there's this... the "Profile of Light" (£76)

How old is this artist? My unconcieved child could do better than that.

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Next up is "Chairman of the Board" (£66)

Seriously...what?

Now will these art critics quit sucking balls and get real jobs, or alternatively they could right click on their desktop, go to properties, background, and OH LOOK, A PLETHORA OF "MODERN ART".