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There's a little bit of Hitler in all of us
Ever noticed how the chav walking towards you always says "you startin' on me" even if you're the other side of the street and havn't seen him yet? Why are people retarded and mean? I'll tell you why, Adolf Hitler was their father. Think about it, Adolf Hitler was a man, therefore he would have had a high sex drive just like any man, and he was the leader of the most powerful country in the world. I mean, people prayed to him; he was a God. Now, he could have had any woman he wanted, and he probably did. It follows therefore, that there is a little bit of Hitler in all of us.
Ever noticed the similarities between Hitler and, oh, I don't know.. MARTIN LUTHER KING?
That's right, Martin Luther King is a decendant of Hitler. Think carefully, did MLK help or Hitler the world?
I think Hitler might have had a thing for black women, which is why...
He fathered Michael Jackson, accounting for his urge to be white and have crazy hair. Michael Jackson also takes after Hitler in that he molests children...I mean, he's very sadistic; he dangled his kid out of a freakin' window.
Now it's time for the obvious comparison, history repeats itself with this one, think Twin Towers, and the Reichstag Fire, same thing really.
They're both intent on taking over the world, they're both megalomaniacs, and they both have funny moustaches.
Solon
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