Why I Hate 'Smilies' & Smoking

We've all experienced it; (except those people who have hectic social lives comprising of internet porn on their dad's computer) those bloody MSN Custom Emoticons that aren't bundled with the software. People, sad sad people make them, and then for some reason "MSNers" set keywords to them such as "k", which brings up a picture of gay ass K. So when they type an everyday sentence such as: "People who use those excruciatingly painful smilies suck big balloons. Do they know they are fools!?" you get to read it as:

People who use those ecrucitingly pinful smilies suc big blloons. Do they kw they re fools

Hell, that's only a few of the more common emoticons, which, may I add is an extremely clever way of naming an icon of an "emotion". Unoriginal nerds.

What is the point of "Emotion Icons" anyway? There isn't one. They're just for people who want to socialise but can't because they are too ugly to have friends, so they talk to people online to hide their uglyness

 

I have discovered a shocking trend between people who use these emoticons and people who smoke at least 20 a day:

 

 

No wonder adults call us Generation X, standing for STUPID. Even though it backfires due to the toolish, unoriginal name. They could have been more original, like Generation XYZ, or G3N3R4710N 1337. 1337 being the word "Leet" spelt with numbers, derived from the word "elite", and used by original hackers to disguise their domains and addresses. They were the only original guys in the whole world. Everyone else just copies, like people who say "1/\/\ 1337". They aren't, they're just nerds who spend too much time over their typing. Aren't joo?